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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:19

So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
What made you feel disgusted today?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Why do some men like anal sex?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
No, not a chance
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Nuts and Butts
No way
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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